alexandre, born in a thursday, writer, INFP ♋
Yo how is it that these porn bots are not blurred or even censored … but everyone else is🤔
plot twist: the porn bots are the staff
the porn was coming from inside the house
girl: zelda is hot
guy: actually his name is link
girl: no im gayThe dude went in like “time to humiliate another fake gamer girl” and got chemically castrated instead
(At the Athens Fine Arts School, 1957)
by Dimitris Harissiadis
you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.
me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed
this post has like 18k notes and i still haven’t folded any of that laundry
One day Edward gets a call from Jacob and he’s like “DUDE TURN ON GHOST ADVENTURES RIGHT NOW THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT YOU” and they’re in an old “haunted” Chicago hospital and Zak Bagans says “one of the victims of the Spanish influenza was a seventeen year old boy named Edward who disappeared with no trace one day. Will we come into contact with his spirit tonight?” And Edward of course has to sit down and watch the whole thing and every time they hear anything they’re like “EDWARD? IS THAT YOU?” And Edward just yells at the screen “YEAH, MAYBE”
The family eventually gets a whiteboard to keep track of how many times they’ve each been featured on a ghost hunting show. Alice is in the lead.
cupcakke really got the whole crowd to moan with her im scREAMINGDNJS
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the sign language man im screaming
